APRIL FOOLS! BREAKING NEWS: Inter-Faith Summit declare porn has created world peace

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Inter-faith leaders declare porn is all accepting to all faiths and religions therefore creating world peace.

Inter-faith leaders have strived towards peace-making for centuries with some short lived peace agreements. The most successful mediation prior was the Rome-based Community of Sant’Egidio achieved to help end the civil war in Mozambique in 1992.

At last nights summit, all multi-faith leaders agreed that porn is an open forum for all faiths and religions to collaborate and that therefore, it is the way to world peace. A unanimous agreement was declared between all leaders that they would end all wars and arguments between religions by all sitting together and enjoying a variety of pay per view porn videos.

“Love, passion and peace, it’s what Buddha would have wanted”